I HAVE A LIFE.
It includes unequal parts a really great family, a job in Digital Marketing, most anything UNC-related, an innovation-themed podcast, one seriously amazing woman, a place called the Internet where I spend a lot of time, and of course, this living, breathing website.
In a previous version of this same life, I worked in book publishing in New York. I lived to tell about it, which is good. Moral of the story: don't write books.